Well.
In one side, youd have two small verminous *******s who are known to attack in group. One of them is so frickin lost in white california snow his nose has been permanently turned red, and the other one is an anal retentive power tripping indiana jones fan who humps a white rat.
The other side is entirely made by a mexican rat up to the nose in speed who could strip the united states skinless in 45 seconds and wouldnt even care about it. His love for cheesy cheese the only thing stopping him from taking the world by force.
Id say they are pretty even. Add some brazilian monkeys in armour, hippos in tu-tus and you might have a movie in the making.
My money is on Mickey Mouse and his homemade shiv.
Regards,
Mike