Hear hear, what's all this FUCK FUCKING about in yer update?

Something about masturbation and jerking off into tubes to make babies later on.

Ya.  Eric got it...  The female mind wasn't meant to process testostrone!  Three days without "manual stimulation?"  This is like having the world's largest mosquito bite!  I'll just repost my little bit from another forum:

"Well... Got the first sample done...
*Passes out for several minutes...

The doctor said I really shouldn't go on hormones right away... So looks like my fun filled weekend of neurotic chemical withdrawals and rocking back and fourth desparetly waiting for time to speed the hell up looks like it's going to be repeated. I'm reminded of that Sindbad the sailor story where that crazy old man from the sea jumps on his back and lives on him piggy back; crushing Sindbad's ribs if he tries to get rid of him and otherwise just forcing him to find him food all day while laughing and smacking him around. Here I am, spending my week tending to the same sort of crazy old seaman (At least I can still get a pun off here and there.)"

That pun was SO worth all yer suffering and pain

I may just have to agree with you on that one...

But I just realised that if I actually do go for a surragate, I'll wind up in the exact same sort of Neo-Darwinian mate selection proccess as I was going for prior to transition:

"Hmm, nice child bearing hips you have, and your robust physique more than makes you genetically suitable to act as my beast of burden.  Remember, I'm looking for a lot of bang for my buck, so if you can just take this IQ test I'll get back to you.  Oh, and is that naturally blonde hair?  Because I want nothing to do with those blasted non-blondes and their loathsome ugly hair pigments!  Do you realised just how reccessive blonde hair is genetically?  I swear, this racial intermarriage thing is just a scam to bring the blondes to extinction!"

Yay for fascist nazi breeding programs...

Well, I'm almost through the series now, I just have one episode left where I don't have the original (Bangs head on desk.)

Anyhow, do either of you know how I can make good archives?  Like, I don't want to have to manually make 40 duplicates of the same damn HTML, I want to just have the comic image, and then a previous, and next button, and clicking 'em changes the pic...  What do I do?  Find out for me!

Red hair is more recessive and incredibly difficult to keep than blond hair. This means I have to marry someone like Gates McFadden to keep my children red haired and cool. Sweet sweet Gates McFadden.

True, red hair is even more recessive, but on the other hand...  You red heads er ugly SOBs!  Espcially with all those freckles...  Bleh.

Yeah, FUCKY-FUCK-FUCKETY-FUCK !!!

Sorry, couldn't resist it...

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

Ugly...or brilliant? We are a dieing breed, but we are damn cool.

[quote]Three days without "manual stimulation?"  [/quote]

 

Light weight!!   lol.  j/k.  but seriously.  LIGHT ****ING WIEGHT!

Meh.  I'm not exactly sure about all the facts in that regard, but I'll bet when it comes to abstainance Tarik would kick all our asses.  Of course, now that he's decided that girls don't have cooties and has developed an actual libido...  *Chortle*

*In any case, the female brain was never meant to handle testostrone.  You know what causes PMS?  It's progesterone, the weaker androgyn cousin of testostrone; so essentially, PMS is essentially women having to deal with male-like hormones.  I guess you could say that because transsexual girls are on the full dose of male hormones, we've got super PMS 24/7, which would actually explain a whole lot about my adolescent behavior.