*Ein sits by his food dish and whines*

*Faye eats the can of dog food, cause it's the last thing in the fridge*

Faye: Those who don't work, don't eat. Go find your own food.

[1 minute later]

Faye: 3 million... well, I'll have the guys earn it for me.

- Cowboy Bebop

Holy dog **** Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy,and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.  ~Gunnery Seargent Heartman

"If you see a stranger, follow him." -Ed, Cowboy Bebop

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

SPIKE: *patronizing* I just want you to be happy. But not TOO happy, because then I'd hafta stake ya! *seriously* ...on second thought, have at it.
-Angel

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ANGEL
(punches Hamilton in the face)
People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do.

HAMILTON
(punches Angel hard, sending him across the room)
Yeah. But we won't care.

ANGEL: One of you will have to betray me.
*Spike's hand shoots straight up into the air*
-Angel

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"In the name of all that is sacred and holy, why did you have to come and bless that?"  ~a professor from last term

"Alright guys, that's it for today's line up and breifing, now go out and make me look good....errr except you, you didn't make the cut, you detract from making me look good anyway so it just wouldn't work out, so hit the office and do some paperwork." ~the sarg at work

XANDER: You're not the Watcher of me.
-Buffy

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"Hey you. You like Star Wars, right? Buy a cookie!"
-best sales pitch of all time, from a kid at my school

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"I'll stab you in the face with a spoon."

- Paul A. Coates

"Meow"

- Don't ask.

"You're dead! You are all dead!"

- Dan O'brian

 

"You look nice today Cody." - Some random girl.

"I know.... Wait, I was supposed to say 'thank you' right?" - Myself.

 

"I'm going to kill you with my tea cup."

- Riddick

"Caution is good. That's what keeps you from masturbating on your shoes." - Me.

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

OFFICE CHAIR FIGHTER!~Best Friend
Is my bag pregnant?~Zarla comic...(www.zarla.keenspace.com)

*The last peice of mail I recieved at work today, seriously, I'm not kidding.  And it was junk mail!  Yay for junk mail!*

"We have recieved your request for new loan applications.  To verify the closed rate, please send us one soul and we shall return to you a shriveled mass of flesh to your dog.  Thank you for your interest and patience for our reply, please recommend us to your friends and family!"

DAWN: ...it's a cliffside....
XANDER: ...maybe it's an EVIL cliffside with teeth!
*Spike gives Xander the "You're an idiot" look*
SPIKE: There's a cave in it. Look.
*Spike points at the cave, and the group walks towards it. Spike gestures at Xander*
SPIKE: I'm insane. What's his excuse?

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James: Hey buddy... What are you doing?
DM: stuff...
J: With what?
DM: things
J: From where?
DMlaces