Trouble: >counter manipulates Invert to pay him<

fluffy-mittens: you are my best friend invert ya'know there is not anyone I would not fight for you *draws a gunblade* hmph!

nix: *helps mop* fluffy you lazy bastard!

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do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified

mix: would you fight the fonze

fonzey: ehhhh! *whips out boxing gloves*.....ehhhhhh

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"Its not just Nun's that get raped,strippers get raped too!"

-Heraldo Rivera

Ning: Not fairly... >shoots the Fonz in the head<

fonzey: didn't they teach you you can not kill 50's show charecters my real identity is.....

???: *takes of skin*

jutebox: *plays happy days* MRA HA HA HA!

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"Its not just Nun's that get raped,strippers get raped too!"

-Heraldo Rivera

Ning: My store, my rules, what I say dies, dies. And too bad that since you've revealed yourself to be not a 50's show character, but in fact a 50's show prop... now I can kill you quickly and permanently! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! >smashes the jukebox with a sledgehammer<

jutebox: hah I am not a prop because I can talk and I was in happy days so that kills your plan and it maybe your shop but

???: *unmasks*

health inspecter: its filthy in here I am shutting this place down!

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"Its not just Nun's that get raped,strippers get raped too!"

-Heraldo Rivera

Ning: >points up, to where multiple similar health inspectors are hanging from the ceiling by their throats... most of them in various stages of decomposition<

health inspecter:......*gulp*

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ugh I hate you

health insrecter:........*double gulp*..........

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"Its not just Nun's that get raped,strippers get raped too!"

-Heraldo Rivera

Ning: >presses a button, and a nooses snaps down around the health inspector's neck, which hoists him up with the others< well, that official was more annoying than usual...

cops: *knocks on door of the shop* random body search!

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"Its not just Nun's that get raped,strippers get raped too!"

-Heraldo Rivera

Ning: oh good, its the police... >takes a minigun from behind the counter< it's been a while since I've had a good shoot out...

cop: *opens door* Hey!!! put down that gun do not kill yourself tell me your name do you need me to hold you
cop2: holy ***!!! look up at the wall!!
chief: *pulls out a magnum* put teh gun down!!

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"Its not just Nun's that get raped,strippers get raped too!"

-Heraldo Rivera

Ning: Sorry, I don't speak law enforcement >chews up the police with hundreds of bullets fired from the minigun<