Sounds a good book, I'll have to look into getting that.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Hey Kayless, I noticed an error with the character stats on the cast page. You've got Khaggoth's stats for both Remus and Khaggoth himself.

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Not an error, I just used the link to Khaggoth's stats as a temporary placeholder until I could get Remus' up and running.  It should be fine now.

P.S. Teagan's weapon is listed as the Scourge of Fangs.  I remember discussing that a while back on Game Banshee (while in character, it would be a pain in the ass to draw).  How about we give her a nice scimitar or something easy to draw instead?   (I'd probably be more apt to put her in the fray if I didn't dread drawing her weapon)

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Kayless wrote:

Not an error, I just used the link to Khaggoth's stats as a temporary placeholder until I could get Remus' up and running.  It should be fine now. P.S. Teagan's weapon is listed as the Scourge of Fangs.  I remember discussing that a while back on Game Banshee (while in character, it would be a pain in the ass to draw).  How about we give her a nice scimitar or something easy to draw instead?   (I'd probably be more apt to put her in the fray if I didn't dread drawing her weapon)

I'd opt for a dagger, rapier, or longsword instead, since drow (class notwithstanding) are initially proficient with those. Unless she took 'Martial Weapon Proficiency (Scimitar),' she wouldn't be proficient with that (though I bet you weren't serious of using such a weapon, especially with the whole Drizzt hype). A hand crossbow would likely be one heck of an object to draw, so let's not go there. I'm also not sure how much drow priestesses were liable to use maces, so can't say much of anything there.

Overall, I'd say one of those 3 weapons I mentioned at first.

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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write. - Stephen King

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Drow Handmaidens using maces are quite popular and common, so why not a drow priestess then?

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

I sense another poll coming up...

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Tybaltus wrote:

Drow Handmaidens using maces are quite popular and common, so why not a drow priestess then?

She could use the mace to ward perverts.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Kayless wrote:

I sense another poll coming up...

Yeah all this talk about Teagan definitely might case a poll to come up.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Ah it's obvious for all to see the innuendo on that one.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

VkmSpouge wrote:

Ah it's obvious for all to see the innuendo on that one.

Wow, Vkm catches the innuendo before I do...what is the world coming to?

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

A big, fiery end in about 5 billion years time.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Actually I believe it'd become rather cold and frozen, much like Mars.  The sun's energy is dissipating, so eventually things will get colder and colder as it gradually runs out of hydrogen. 

Thats my understanding of it.

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
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Well, I originally intended this guy for April Fools Day, but here's ol Pimpdwarf himself!

Durngrim the Daring
Chaotic Good Male Shield Dwarf (Old Age) Fighter 20

Hit Dice: 20d10+80 (210 hp)

Initiative: +4

Speed: 20 feet (4 squares)

Armor Class: 16 (+6 Chain shirt), Touch 10, Flat-footed 16

Base Attack/Grapple: +20/+23

Attack: +4 Keen Dwarven Waraxe +29/+24/+19/+14 melee (1d10+9/19-20x3)

Abilities:
16 Strength
10 Dexterity
18 Constitution
14 Intelligence
14 Wisdom
25 Charisma

Saving throws: Fortitude +18, Reflex +8, Will +10

Skills and Feats: Climb +11, Craft (Armorsmithing) +8, Diplomacy +9 (+11 when dealing with women*), Intimidate +12, Perform (Sexual Prowess) +35*, Profession (Womanizer) +30**; Blind-Fight, Cleave, Combat Expertise, Diehard, Endurance, Great Cleave, Great Fortitude, Greater Weapon Focus (Dwarven Waraxe), Greater Weapon Specialization (Dwarven Waraxe), Improved Disarm, Improved Feint, Improved Initiative, Improved Sunder, Iron Will, Lightening Reflexes, Power Attack, Wuick Draw, Skilled Lover***, Skill Focus (Perform [Sexual Prowess]), Skill Focus (Profession [Womanizer]), Weapon Focus (Dwarven Waraxe), Weapon Specialization (Dwarven Waraxe).

Special Attacks: Rapture Woman (Any female who can breed w/ a humanoid must succeed on a DC 27 Will save or become enraptured by Dungrim's charm. When enraptured, they will feel romantically drawn to Durngrim like a moth would be to a candle.)

Special Qualities: Damage Reduction 1/- (provided by Adamantine Chain shirt), Shield Dwarf traits

Equipment: +4 Keen Dwarven Waraxe, +2 Adamantine Chain shirt; Durngrim has established his own clanhold, and has a history of profound adventures, so he has access to quite a number of items unavailable to the upstart adventurer. The items listed are mainly what he may have on him at any given time.

Challenge Rating: 26

Notes:

* =  Synergy bonus from 5 ranks of Profession (Womanizer)

** = Synergy bonus from 5 ranks of Perform (Sexual Prowess)

*** = custom feat; gains Perform (Sexual Prowess) and Profession (Womanizer) as class skills

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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write. - Stephen King

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Wow, he's epic. Cool!

Nice set Galuf.

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Roll for a good sig... 1.
Darn, critical miss, oh well.

Oh to be like Durngrim. I guess that is why there is a book on the subject.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...