sorry GST.  i'm way ahead of you on that one

...Damn.

...mustfindmorewrongnessmustfindmorewrongness...

..........Guineas and Susan!

Try Minion, Mr. Tensaided, and Damien in a yaoi threesome

Damn it, Tiamat, I just ate.

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Gods, that's disturbing.

And you just know that Anthro Jeremy would be filming it.

"Okay people back to the subject at hand."
*Shakes his fist at Tiamat.*

Elliot and Sarah: Hm, good straight-up stuff. I doubt Dan would do this with out Elliot becoming his kitty-form and Sarah becoming some thing...Else weird.

Tedd and Grace: Grace isn't mature enough, and shes just to darn sweet...If Tedd did take advantage of her, which he probably wouldn't, Squirle-Avatar-Dan would kick his ass, indeed he would.

Ellen and Nanase: Yeheheheh...Hot lesbian sex...Hey! Stop giving me those looks! Every guy has thought about it at least once! Any way, I bet this would probably happen, but Nanase would get Tedd to turn Ellen into a guy so her mom wouldn't hate her or some thing. Its not really honest, but you know  how shes still having problems with coming out of the closet.

I was under the impression that Tedd and Grace had done it already, so I'd go with them.

 In one of the fillers, Tedd was thinking about it if I recall correctly. Now i know that was filler but it was along time ago and its BOUND to have happened by now. Its been hinted at so many times..

 Meh, I'm alone in this view I can tell.

I'd have to flip a coin to decide between E&S or T&G.

Uh, I'd go Ted and Grace. Despite what you all seem to think, she isn't exactly a seven year old girl. If you remember, back when tedd and grace shared a bed (one of the few times) she didn't seem at all angry or abashed at the idea of 'doing something naughty' but simply stated it wouldn't be happening due to no relationship (At that time in the comic.. that point is now invalid.) Add the fact that Grace is totally fine with being nude, or with others being nude around her. Hell, she even came up with 'Naked Fridays' remember?

 

The truth is, Grace is just easygoing and generally happy most of the time with a naitivtae about the outside world... buuuttt.. she did grow up with three brothers, and around other males.  Secondly. I would say that if and when Tedd and Grace decide to copulate... Tedd would like them both to be human.. if you refer back to the time when he finds out that grace cannot become pregnant while in her squirrel girl form (no proof has been given that her other forms are immune to pregnancy ). Tedd says that it would mean more if she was human during the time.. but that it would be less dangerous if she wasn't.  Ultimately, however, I would say that Tedd would leave it up to grace after giving her his views, and be happy with whatever she chose, Ted just strikes me that way... (No, I'm not calling him a submissive... Elliot.. however... J/k  )

 

Elliot and Sarah strike me as the next to hit the haystack. Sarah seems to have a wildside indeed, and if you remember.. Elliot and Nanase made out at least a few times, so we know Elliot isn't exactly mister bashful (Even if he is a bad liar, and honest to a fault) .. even though Nanase was never physically attracted to him. Who knows how far they would have gone if she had been? I think that however, Sarah would have to feel totally certain about Elliot being there for her, and loving her totally.. before she would do that. She strikes me as the commitment type. And I'm sure that Elliot would want to make sure she wanted it.. and that she wasn't just giving herself to him because she felt she owed it or some such silly idea.

 

Ellen and Nanase come in Third Place, though I don't think Ellen would have any serious problems with the whole thing. If you've noticed she has exibited some very naughty thoughts. ( EG, the Video Store, and in Susan's house 'A Naughty Schoolgirl?') But Nanase has just recently admitted and found that she is a lesbian and thus I'm fairly sure that it will be quite awhile before Nanase is ready for such a thing. She's a strong, driven, willful girl. But she has insecurities that would have to be soothed.

 

Just my .02 cents 

>> Add the fact that Grace is totally fine with being nude, or with others being nude around her.

I don't see how this affects anything. Nudity doesn't equate to promiscuity, as any naturist will tell you. Grace may lack modesty, but that doesn't make her wanton by nature.

I never meant to insinuate that. Simply that her being afraid of someone seeing her nude would not be a reason for her to avoid sexual intercourse, as it is with many people.

 

But then, I've never seen sex outside of marriage as promiscuous.

Serious character analysis:

Elliot is kind of a prude, so I don't know what he'll be willing to do with Sarah, or when. He might actually want to wait until marriage.

I expect that Sarah will do whatever Elliot asks, within reason. She seems to have a lifelong emotional sumissiveness to him, especially considering that Tedd's comments in the early strips (repeatedly calling her "prude" and "lesbian") imply that at 17 she'd never had a boyfriend.

Tedd's libido. I don't think I need to spell it out to you. However, his father's advice may be locked in his mind, so I don't know.

Grace is like Sarah, only more so, with the added benefit that she seems to like the "kinky stuff" that Tedd is nigh-famous for. Hell, she might even be willing to share. Frankly, I'm surprised that (if) they haven't done it yet.

Ellen doesn't seem to be as much of a prude as Elliot, and she clearly likes Nanase. If Nanase were to offer, I'm sure that the proposition would be accepted. But I don't think Ellen would want to be the one to initiate; she still has some Elliot in her. She might make the first move in a relationship, but (obviously) not until Nanase is out.

Nanase (obviously) won't do anything with anyone for a while, probably not until she's away from her mother. And possibly off her mother's money. And her mother may be dead.

So, a probable timeline:
-Tedd & Grace consumate
-All graduate
-Ellen & Nanase form a relationship
-Ellen & Nanase consumate
-Elliot & Sarah become engaged
-All graduate
-Elliot & Sarah marry
-Elliot & Sarah consumate

Of course, this breaks if Ellen and Nanase are separated after high school, or if Elliot and Sarah break up. Or, of course, any number of violent disasters.

Shive Relationship Dynamics:
More furries mean more bunnies! Grace, Tedd, do something!
We're alienating the pseudo-normal ones! Elliot, get over yourself!
Lesbians are neato! Mrs. Kitsune, go **** yourself!

After thinking about this for about... five min. I`ve come to the conclusion that Nan and Ellen will be the first couple.

The reasons for this is as following...

Ellen is a bit more on the wild side than Elliot is, she will probably go for it without giving it too much of a thought, if Nanase opens up.

Nanase is afraid of her sexual preference, but she does love Ellen, and once she accepts this, she`ll probably loosen up a bit. Plus, she does tend to rebel against her mother...

Dan likes drawing weird stuff. What would happend to Nanaese if she got hit by Ellens trangender-beam?