post your jokes here

 

"If you dont like my driving, say it to the front of my car."

okay just so everybody knows I will be posting a new joke every week

joke #1.....what did one flea say to another flea......"shall we walk home or take the dog" ha ha ha

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do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified

a man walks into a bar and a woman comes upto him and says my names carman because i love cars and men. The blokes turns round looks at her and says in that case my names charlie beerkunt hahaha

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Insanity, a sane response to an insane world.