And so begins the chronicles of Skippy, the happy go lucky squirrel!
Scuttle. Scuttle. Stop. Look around. Scuttle. Scuttle. Stop. Look around. Click. Push door open. Scurry in. Stop. Look around. Skippy stops, the small furry squirrle, in front of the bar, looking around the room with his little squirrel eyes. He made no sound, however, as he looked about, and made no sound as he scuttled across the floor, up the bar stool, and perked himself up in the bar stool. Then, he proceeded to yell loudly, to everyone in the bar, speaking his mighty squirrel voice echoing in a language that very few understood. The language... of the squirrels.
"Squeak! Squeaky, squeakum. Squeak-squeakem. Squeaky! Squeakers, squeakler, squeak!"
Roughly translated...
"Behold! I am the mighty squirrel overlord. All will obey my power! I shall exercise my powerful abilities over you, and then I shall rule over all creatures. For I am Skippy, the Squirrel Lord!"
"... if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for Destruction Ice is also great
And would suffice."
- Robert Frost