Setting: Everyone in a grocery store killing each other with whatever we've got!

Example: I stab GenericNoob with a banana and he bleeds to death.

See? Anyone interested?

I throw generic brand soda cans at GSmon's head and invite more people to post on the stupid thread!

*knocks down Freezygroke and impales her with a sharpend carrot*

Bend before the power of the Cucumber !

*starts tossing cucumbers at people*

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

Chops cucubumber(cucumbers) and makes a nice fresh salad

needs some dressing...

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Your cucumbers are nothing compared to my PICKLES OF DOOM!!!!

*Throws pickles at Marina*

REVENGE!!!

 

I scof at your pickles you ingrate! Cucubers will mop the floor with thee!!BWAHAHA

*Runs away screaming*

*CRASH*

*Cleanup in aisle four please. Cleanup in aisle four.*

 

*glances over shoulder* Hark! Peak Freans have come'ith to me in a dream! I shudder at the thought of spam and the sort

um.. nevermind what was I talking about anyway...

Good gracious me...

Where were we again ?

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

we were talking about taking over the WORLD!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!