Morrigan:If you soak the clothes immediately in cold water, the stain should not have time to set. But chocolate, like most protein stains, is notoriously difficult to shift.
Problem is when you're eating outside and have no cold water around. Even if there is cold water available would anyone really want to take their top off in public?
Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!