nix: quick throw gasoline on the kitty it will absorb it in its skin and surley die!
coatman: agh I got gas on me
nix: this is so not the time coatface
hulk: grah!!! die kitty *snap*
kitty: ha ha you cant stop me I have no bones now give me your brains!
hulk: not my bwains!
squall: yeah my kind of party cast fira at kitty
coatman: AHHH YOU MISSED AHHHHHH OMFG @$%^&ING GOD THE PAIN
squall: sorry *not really sorry*
fluffy-mittens: I will kill the kitty *stabes the kitty*
kitty: ahh ugh.....*dead*
fluffy-mittens: now back to eating paste
hulk: *drools*.......*no brain*
do not worry about getting into that tanning bed melonoma is just a scientific word for sexified