"Pask, you can have a t-shirt and shorts. In fact, you can have 2 t-shirts and 2 pairs of shorts."

48 Mikuru Asahina (from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) 4'11" DD, various outfits, CV=2. Asahina knows the future, and can use edits to react to rolls before she makes them, and to react to the post following hers in advance.

Cat immediately grabbed one t-shirt and a pair of shorts off Pask and changed into them. She sighed with relief.

Change 1: Mikuru Asahina. Asahina knows the future, and can use edits to react to rolls before she makes them, and to react to the post following hers in advance.
Change 2:
Change 3: Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female.
Height: 4'11"
Outfit: T-shirt and shorts.

93. Sparkly white figure skater's leotard and ice skates (CV-3 unless you take the skates off, (two motionless posts) then CV-1 while barefoot.) While on ice with skates, CV+8

Than-- *Poof*

...

*sigh*

Pask Neathhallow. 5'8" Male Half-rat.
Change 1	106. Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female.
Change 2
Change 3
Special
Height	5'8"
Cup Size	Male
Combat Value	10
Items
Costume	93. Sparkly white figure skater's leotard and ice skates (CV-3 unless you take the skates off, (two motionless posts) then CV-1 while barefoot.) While on ice with skates, CV+8

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Cat giggled. "Silly."
137 Steal manhood. You may become male by giving any male player who has posted in the last two pages E-Cups. (Must be used right away and can not be used on stuck cups.)
"Yay! Sorry Pask, have some E cups." *poof* "Ah yes, male again. Thank goodness."

Change 1: Mikuru Asahina. Asahina knows the future, and can use edits to react to rolls before she makes them, and to react to the post following hers in advance.
Change 2:
Change 3: Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female.
Height: 4'11"
Outfit: T-shirt and shorts.

I'd have liked to be female again.. ~.~

OR TO AT LEAST BE ABLE TO MAKE PROPER USE OF MY LIMBS!! >totters over to roll his dice and snatch Pask's clothes off her body at the same time. How he keeps getting back up is a mystery<

123 ~ Choose everyone's outfit.

Oh good! A more devious way to be evil than just random women stripping!

Everyone but I shall be garbed in lead plated robes!! >:D

•          Name : Stacy Hedgecat
•          Change : Starfish (CV-8) (stuck)
•          Change :  Keitaro syndrome (CV+1. CV+6 vs Females. Disrobes females on even timestamp)
•          Change : Evil(Disappears should someone take revenge)
•          Special : Level 3 Pure Evil when knocked unconscious
•          Height: 5'9"
•          Cup size: N/A
•          Current CV: 3/9
•          CV training: 0
•          Outfit: Body armor
•          Items: Stacy's Dice

*teeters*
*falls*
Urgh. Hey, shouldn't that've made your armour evaporate? It does say -everyone's- outfit...

130 130. Choose the height of all males - You become 6" shorter then them.

Hah! One inch! Hang on, I wh-- oh bugger. *falls over again, this time from being turned upside down*

Pask Neathhallow. 5'8" Male Half-rat.
Change 1	106. Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female.
Change 2
Change 3
Special
Height	5" cv -3(Normal 5'8")
Cup Size	E cv-4
Combat Value	0
Items
Costume	Lead Robes cv -3

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*collapses* "No way I let that roll stand, Pask." *everyone's heights revert* Cat sighed with relief, and stripped his robe off, laying it on the ground.

89 Outfit: Towel - anyone my steal it from you. Automatically gets pulled off whenever Keitaro syndrome posts, even if it is not in consecutive posts.

Cat quickly changed from the towel back to the robes. "I'd rather have more weight and actually keep my clothes on, thankyouverymuch."

Change 1: Mikuru Asahina. Asahina knows the future, and can use edits to react to rolls before she makes them, and to react to the post following hers in advance.
Change 2:
Change 3: Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female.
Height: 4'11"
Outfit: Lead-plated robes
Items: Cat's dice, towel

((You're no fun any more. ...now who can guess what my other significant Christmas prezzie was?))

5 1-20 Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)

Heh. I suppose that's preferable. ...but aren't you worried about the toxicity?

Pask Neathhallow. 5'8" Male Half-rat.
Change 1	106. Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female.
Change 2
Change 3
Special
Height	5'8"
Cup Size	E cv-4
Combat Value	3
Items
Costume	Lead Robes cv -3

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((Yay, the main cast is assembled. A shame that I was knocked out when everyone was here, though it seems some of you prefer watching given that we only got one post when all four of you were online. How do you all feel about that monster penalty. We've already reduced the amount of time spent fighting monsters, so getting knocked out is sort of rare, but there's not much fun in sitting on the sidelines while people are actually around. I'd like to reduce it to 3, at least, but it is a pretty established rule.

Ogre: Hmm, a Wii is the popular gift right now. I'd guess something Discworld or Warhammer related, but nothing comes to mind on par with a tablet. Anyway, great to see you again. Sort of funny that we had such a rash of obedience rolls the moment you returned. Always be sure to let me know if you're bothered by the amount of mental alteration. I'm already planning to tone it down regarding your character.

Streak: Ogre is correct that your wording leaves you naked. If you have strong objections, though, you can keep the armor.))

*Bio wakes but still feels rather out of it having slept in a robe lined with a poisonous metal, yawns bearing her fang cutely* "Nyaaa? Why do I feel so heavy?" *feet are already lifting her on their own despite the weight and grogginess, putting her in a shimmying dance appropriate to her new bustiness, Bio disregards this* "Hmm, it's all coming back to me, nya. Everything was going so well then I lost it all so quickly. Now I'm more suited to be the girlfriend, nya. Yet, I feel like there's one more thing I've forgotten... Nya!" I wasn't given a change! It's mine to control! I can be myself again... provided no one has chauvinism. I could be in Cat's place or worse very quick if anyone has control of me. ((Cat: Being Mikuru, you can change what I give myself either in the next two posts or by editing your post before this.)) But I have to try, nya... Before I lose myself. *during this introspection, Bio has been exhausting herself shaking her booty in lead robes, but she has enough energy to use the 92 from earlier to give herself 125. Full reset to default* "Yes! I'm me again, nya! ...Close enough."

Roll: 108 - Loose all powers

Change 1: Must say "Nya" at least every other sentence, nya. Outfit: Basic dark gray, long-sleeved shirt and beige pants.
Special: Can't stop dancing until 6AM

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

((I haven't a personal issue with mind effecting, I just feel that it's the nastiest subset of changes from my characters' perspectives. Myn had particular issue with it, as, when I codified Kannythae dogma, I decided that they would hold free will to be sacrosanct, Kannythe being the chaotic good deity of my mind's creation, after all.

The clue to my little riddle is in what I wrote immediately beforehand. And it's nowhere near the scale of the tablet))

217 117x. Transfer 1 change to someone else. (loose it yourself. If it is "stuck" it remains stuck on the other person.) Must be used by your next post.

(ooh. -must- be used...)

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((Ah, that's good to hear. I guess I should have realized that it wasn't a non sequitur, but nothing really occurred. I'm getting a Portal vibe now, though. Orange Box?))

"Now that my problems are settled, nya." ((Unless interfered with by a time traveler.)) *takes himself around in a circle with some skipping steps to survey what went on during his slumber then begins mumbling to himself* "Let's see, we've got Stacy and Sai pretty much the same, a strangely adorable man, and Pask with great, big hooters, nya. Pask!" with enormous breasts. Must have been beauty sleep. "It's been a while, nya. Come and give me a hug, you rat."

Roll: 170- All women gain a cup size. Max E cup.

Edit: Such greatness gone to waste.

Change 1: Must say "Nya" at least every other sentence, nya. Outfit: Basic dark gray, long-sleeved shirt and beige pants.
Special: Can't stop dancing until 6AM

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

((nope, but is is a boxed set of discs. Anyway, I don't do action games, even portal looks a bit to fast for me. Since I probably will never play it I have watched a playthrough on youtube though, which was fun in itself.))

*palms Chauvinism off to cat, sticking it on him*

25 No Effect


Ergh... I would, but these stupid robes put me past heavy encumbrance.

*begins gradual process of regaining her feet*

Pask Neathhallow. 5'8" Male Half-rat.
Change 1
Change 2
Change 3
Special
Height	5'8"
Cup Size	E cv-4
Combat Value	3
Items
Costume	Lead Robes cv -3

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"Well.... that's not too bad, as long as I manage to remain male.." Cat waved to Bio. "You're lucky I'm being nice, Bio."

102 Girls can too! Become female. (C cup unless you are already larger.) With this option, you can do things that only males ought to be able to do. If you get chauvinism, other women must obey you, but you still must obey other males. Every page you have this you must use it, or fight something. Otherwise you gain a cup size and shrink three inches. If you are already an E cup, fabric eating bugs attack you, and you still shrink.

Cat sighed. And of course, there was nothing I could do about that.... at least girls will still listen to me.

Change 1: Mikuru Asahina. Asahina knows the future, and can use edits to react to rolls before she makes them, and to react to the post following hers in advance.
Change 2: Girls can too! Become female. With this option, you can do things that only males ought to be able to do. If you get chauvinism, other women must obey you, but you still must obey other males. Every page you have this you must use it, or fight something. Otherwise you gain a cup size and shrink three inches. If you are already an E cup, fabric eating bugs attack you, and you still shrink.
Change 3: Chauvinism: If female, you must obey any male. If male, all females must obey you. Obedient players can have anything they post (including die rolls) stopped if a person who they are supposed to obey tells them in the next two posts not to do it. Always Stuck if you are female. (Stuck)
Height: 4'11"
Outfit: Lead-plated robes
Items: Cat's dice, towel

*Bio is collapsed on the ground from all the dancing* "Huh, what was that Cat? Come closer so I can hear you, nya." Gya! It's a good thing there aren't many rolls that wear you out. I may be me again, but I'm totally out of it. *twitches a heavy finger to roll*

Roll: 62 - A monster attacks the next poster! (You describe it, and yell MONSTER!!!!.) It has CV=timestamp. Disappears after being defeated or defeating a player.

Edit: *wheeze* "There's a" *braces self* "MONSTER!!!!" *cough* "coming, nya." *a monstrous grasshopper approaches, but it's still a bug, CV=2*

Change 1: Must say "Nya" at least every other sentence, nya. Outfit: Basic dark gray, long-sleeved shirt and beige pants.
Special: Can't move for the day

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

((Bio: I stated that everyone but I would be garbed in lead plated clothing, and as there was no "Naked if nothing is stated" part on the roll, I should keep my armor.))

Bleh? A Grasshopper? I'm not even going to bother fighting it *Simply attempts to waddle out of it's way as best he can with the starfish affecting his body*

10 ~ Add your height in inches to your next die roll. (Use the + option in the board, no re-rolls if you don't do it.)
Stacy ~ 10
Monstrous Grasshopper ~ 6

>trying to get out of the way, he falls over, with Mikuru's lead plated robes suddenly appearing in his hands and making him lose his balance, and crushing the grasshopper underneath him<

Stupid Keitaro syndrome!! Gah!! I got some bug juice in my mouth!! >fidgets about in an utterly unintimidating display of fury, face down on the floor with his limbs spread akimbo<

•          Name : Stacy Hedgecat
•          Change : Starfish (CV-8) (stuck)
•          Change :  Keitaro syndrome (CV+1. CV+6 vs Females. Disrobes females on even timestamp)
•          Change : Evil(Disappears should someone take revenge)
•          Special : Level 3 Pure Evil when knocked unconscious
•          Height: 5'9"
•          Cup size: N/A
•          Current CV: 3/9
•          CV training: 0
•          Outfit: Body armor
•          Items: Stacy's Dice

((Stacy: I'd argue that every other instance leaving one naked if not stated gives precedent, but I suppose that could also give significance to the fact that this roll doesn't say it. There is an issue with your latest post, though. I know you've been making a number of impressive maneuvers thanks to Keitaro and don't actually have that low a CV, but in combat rules it says "You can't use evade move if your mobility is impaired." I'll treat it as your victory. Feel free to kill it as viciously as you like.))

*still splayed out on the ground* "I guess it's sort of nice to finally relax. If only my legs didn't hurt so much, nya. I'm a bit worried, though. I don't have any energy to deal with these dice changes, nya."

Roll: 67 - Mist form: All items and clothes drop, and you cannot roll. Lasts one day or one page.

Edit: *floats lightly* "Huh, I can't really decide if this is kindness. Yeah, I'm naked, but there's nothing left to hurt, nya."

Change 1: Must say "Nya" at least every other sentence, nya. Outfit:
Special: Can't move for the day

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It's not enough to succeed, others must fail.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?