Dear Arudin,

What is your least favorite spell, and how would you change it to make it better? Also, if a kobold psion surrendered to you, and said gave you a powerful magical item, would you let him live?

-Nip, Kobold Psion

Dear Arudin,

Why do elves like you seem to get all the fame? What about us blasted dwarves who seem to help get the job done? I mean, if it weren't for Durnkrag (and possibly Durngrim, too), you'd probably be dead by now! Why can't we dwarves really take the credit (and the fame) for once, huh?

Sincerely with some displeasure,

Galuf the Dwarf

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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write. - Stephen King

DCI Character Stats Thread

Dear Arudin

What are your thoughts on some people's points of view that all elves look like theyve gotten in touch with their feminine side?

And please dont scorch my ass! I swear I dont feel that way! I swear!

-Tybaltus' lost cousin, the Alpaca Knight and defender of the lemming

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Galuf the Dwarf wrote:

Dear Arudin, Why do elves like you seem to get all the fame? What about us blasted dwarves who seem to help get the job done? I mean, if it weren't for Durnkrag (and possibly Durngrim, too), you'd probably be dead by now! Why can't we dwarves really take the credit (and the fame) for once, huh? Sincerely with some displeasure, Galuf the Dwarf

..It could be because the dwarves are not as hot as the elves ^^;

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Tybaltus wrote:

-Tybaltus' lost cousin, the Alpaca Knight and defender of the lemming

Mighty brave of you there Tyb's. Using someone else's name.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Well, he is dead...

Yes sadly, the hero Tybaltus got lynched :(

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Cecilia_Lynne wrote:

..It could be because the dwarves are not as hot as the elves ^^;

Perhaps. Are elves as tough as dwarves, though?

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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write. - Stephen King

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And don't forget that Durngrim is a dwarf. He seems to have a certain appeal for the ladies.

True...

Not that I'm really one to talk but I was thinking, perhaps this is one of those threads that should stay on topic... you know so that Kayless doesn't have to sift through all our spam to find the letters to Arudin. Then again I guess the spam is the junk mail that he will need to put up with anyway... :P

Twitch has the right idea.  If Arudin has to wade through too much spam he might just say "screw it" and stop answering letters entirely.

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You have the mod powers, Sir Kayless. I say if theres spam in this thread, you have the right to delete those needless posts to your discression. You can certainly delete any of my posts in this thread that are off topic, if you wish. Such as this one

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Greetings, fair Arudin.

My question involves the mystical body part known as the clavin. As you well know, everyone has one - however, it is a mystery as to what it does or where it is. As you are knowledgable to the arcane arts, I ask you, do you know the answers to these mysteries of life?

Thank you for reading this,

Mahare

this has more to do with biology, and anatomy but...
Arudin,

Are penguins really aquatic sheep?

Phreddie

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BAROMETER, n.
An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
BIGOT, n.
One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain.
CAT, n.
A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
-Ambrose Bierce, The Devils Dictionary

Dear Arudin,

Do you have the hots for the Arch Dryad, formerly Arch Druid, or do you see him i mean her as an obstacle to gain ultimate power?